AUCKLAND, New Zealand — Yesterday officials in New Zealand released a list of baby names which were put forward by parents for their children but were rejected by authorities. The list of 77 names shows that one couple wanted to name their child “Anal.”
“If they want to name their baby ‘Anal’ it’s surprising they have a kid at all,” said New Zealand Attorney General Christopher Finlayson. “I’m not a doctor, but I don’t think that’s how it works.”
Other rejected names on the list include Ass Master, Butt Pirate, Gay Door, Last Part Over the Fence, Little Brown Eyeball, Man Hole, and Pucker Pocket.